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You’ll be the death of me || Danisnotonfire

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Word Count: 1,978

Rating: PG-13

*~Warning story with lovely sexy vampire mhm.~*

Also note: tell me if you want me to finish this. image

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finish itttttttt

justamerplwithabox asked: good :3 I am apparently being shipped with someone


Answer:

with who? :D

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

(via sillylester)

spoopydaniel:

(x)

who invited the fucking models

(Source: danielhwll, via sillylester)

julians:

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

(via dan-and-phil-arenotonfire)

blonde-elephant:

Um what? Is this real?

nightospherian:

I tried to like it ironically

Every week on Dan's liveshow

Dan:Hi let me tweet and tell everyone I'm here while you awkwardly stare at me
Fandom:DAN dAN dAAAN PLACENTA LLAMA OMG DAN hII1!! PHAN! PLZ KISS ME i LOVve YOU SO MUCH MicroWAVE KISS PHiL plz!! AHAhA.
Dan:so guys how have you been doing in one word? Don't say moist or necrophilia or you'll get minus 10 liveshowpoints.
Fandom:NECROPHLIA lOL!
Fandom:BUKkkaaaake ahaha
Fandom:Depressed.
Fandom:MOIST!!1!
Dan:...
Dan:Spotify update! Who did I listen to most last week?
Fandom:TayLR SWIFT.
Fandom:vagina
Fandom:OMG are you wearing eyeliner?!!!
Dan:*rants about existential crisis*
Dan:So that happened
Dan:You know what I mean.
Dan:*fixes hair 53 times*
Fandom:Will you twerk for us?!
Fandom:LLAMAS OR DELIA SMITH
Fandom:Are you tired? Are you sad? You're sad aren't you.
Fandom:NEW VIDEO PLEASE
Dan:My new video will be up soon! Tomorrow! No wait. This weekend! Maybe. Perhaps. I don't know I'll tweet about it or something. What is a video?
Dan:You should never have any opinions. Although this season of Dexter was complete shit. And I hate all your favorite bands.
Dan:OMG you spoons I was being ironic
Fandom:WHERE IS PHIL
Dan:Phil is doing Phil things in his Phil life
Dan:Geez we're not attached at the hip guys, we're two seperate persons
Dan:*tells 20.000 stories about things he did with Phil*
Fandom:rape rape rape rape
Fandom:Can I stroke YOUR GLABBELLA
Dan:*rant about popculture*
Fandom:#DanlovesMaltesersandDeliaSmithpancakes LOL
Fandom:PHAN IS REEL
Dan:Okay this was fun guys, click the like button and become a buddhist bye

lions-binchild:

What if the Vegas video is the very last video Dan uploads to YouTube?

(Source: kagamicchitaiga)

longlivedansvyous:

“If you and Phil go to Vegas for your 21st like you mentioned, will you do a drunk vlog for us?” 

April 27, 2012

Please do not take these answers out of context. While they are real, keep in mind they are not necessarily the answers he would give today.

youuu lieeeee

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